The 12 days of X-Men. Day 7

Seven swans a-swimmingare the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit.

The 12 days of X-Men. Day 6

Six geese a-laying = The six days of Creation

The 12 days of X-Men. Day 5

Five gold rings are symbols for the Torah or Pentateuch, the first five books of the Old Testamanet.

The 12 days of X-Men. Day 4

Four calling birds are of course the four Gospels

The 12 days of X-Men. Day 3

The three French hens are the three theological virtues faith, hope and love.

The 12 days of X-Men. Day 2

The turtle doves are symbols for the Old and New Testament.

The 12 days of X-Men. Day 1

You all know the famous christmas song about the twelve days. I present the X-Men version.
A partridge in a pear tree is a symbol for Jesus.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone! What better theme for december the 24th then 24? Unfortunately the series ended this year. But there is still hope for an upcomming motion picture!

Pokemon & Wolverine

Yes i am old... How do you know that you´re old? Watch pokemon. If you don´t understand it, you´re old. I watched it. It´s about animal fights! That´s horrible! Well the animals are... strange but nevertheless... Where is PETA? It may teach chldren about evolution and breeding but... damn! Animal fights!

Internet memes

I am online for such a long time... but i recently discovered memes... lolcats, demotivational posters and so on. Some are funny(2%) some are not(98%) but they inspired me to make this long comic.

How to lose a suitor.

I remember a similar scene from a movie but i forgot which one. Please help me find tis movie! And i need ideas for next year. Tell me your favorite novels or movies!

Smurfs vs Avatar

Here´s the old song again...
Did i mention that i don´t like Avatar?
By the way, the Smurfs talk in the Nac Mac Feegle language. Who are the Nac Mac Feegle? Crivens!! They are the Wee Free Men!

Harry Potter and the unexpected crossover

I read all books and watched all films (so far) and i like it. I´ve only seen two or three episodes of Kim Possible, but i think it´s a strange coincidence that there are two Rons that own a pet rat (or whatever the pink vermin from KP is...).

Breaking Dawn

Just for fun: Translate the name Überwald into latin...

A tribute to Leslie Nielsen

Today one of my favorite actors passed away. May the gods bless his soul.

Halo Wolverine

I like Halo. I only played it once but i like the expanded universe. And yes, i know there is a vehicle called wolverine in the games.
Ps: Master Chiefs Body is a modified Bass sprite his head is modified to but the source is from a guy called "rayg", he makes fantastic custom halo 2d sprites.

Delayed

Because of delaying this blog, i present you a strip about the infamous delayed diagonal cut...
I don´t speak japanese... i think the text is in japanese... the big red text means "game over" or something. The small text could be taunts or just "press start"...

More than meets the eye

One of my favorite franchises. And yes, i like both movies! Geewun! Trukk not munky! Chinformers? Pokeformers? Ruined FOREVER! Frenzy is Blue!

Who let the weredogs out?

You don´t understand? Look in a dictionary for the origin of the word bitch.

Moby Dick

Another Classic!
The best Movie version i saw was the one with Patrick professor Xavier Captain Picard Shakespeare actor Stewart.
Now i need inspiration for upcomming novel comics. please send suggestions !

No animals were harmed during the prodiction of this strip... well... except the whale...

Avatar Halloween

Happy Halloween!
Speaking of Avatar... James Cameron made such good movies... You know... the one with the killer-robot form future, the space monster, the deep sea monster alien thing, the virtual reality dream memory movie... And then he made two of the worst movies i´ve ever seen! The one with the ship and the iceberg and the 3d movie... Shame on you mr Cameron. Shame on you!

Kurt hates Avatar

The SFX may be good... even revolutionary... but the story... is beyond good and evil... It reminds me of "Matrix". Brilliant effects... but the story... what story? So you sit 7 hours in a cinema just to see pretty pictures? No. I want entertainment! And i even liked "Revenge of the Fallen"!!!

The Old Man and the Sea

Another great novel, probably Ernest Hemmingways most famous work... Reading it, i learned how to curse...

Catch-22

"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

Joseph Hellers famous satirical anti war novel should be read by yourself. This comic represents only one aspect of the book. Go on! Read it!

To Kill a Mockingbird

Klick picture for a better view!

"I'd rather you shot at tin cans in the back yard, but I know you'll go after birds. Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit ‘em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird." That was the only time I ever heard Atticus say it was a sin to do something, and I asked Miss Maudie about it.
“Your father's right," she said. "Mockingbirds don't do one thing but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat up people's gardens, don't nest in corncribs, they don't do one thing but sing their hearts out for us. That's why it's a sin to kill a mockingbird."

This is the first of my planned Literature Comics. Short versions of famous novels.
More to come soon!

Worst. Enemy. Ever.

Nuff said...

Twilight

It´s all Anne Rices fault! Her Vampires are tortured souls looking for redemption. Wrong! Vampires have no nouls! They were demons and monsters in the past! Anyone remember Nosferatu or Vlad the impaler?! Today teens fall in love with creatures of the night... even the so called slayer Buffy fell in love with... not one but TWO Vampires... Where are Van Helsing, Blade or someone from the Belmont Clan when in need?

Birthday party

No, it´s not my birthday... it´s just another joke.
Did i mention, that i like dark comedy?
When i still went to school one classmate told me that i have the darkest humour she ever encountered...

Wolverine Publishing

Some short comics with our favorite canadian...

Two and a half men

It´s one of my favorite TV-shows, even in the german dub... Some shows are very badly dubbed, but this one is perfect. I saw one episode on a dutch tv chanel and few hours later the same episode on a german chanel. Not all jokes could be translated but it was very well done.

Ex-X

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Summertime blues...

Summer ends... so it´s time for one last BBQ! Get your dishes ready!

First impressions

Hello...
I´m Ian...
I understand english... i watch movies in english... i read english books... but i can´t speak english... my grammar is terrible... but i try... so please excuse my mistakes... ignore them... and just enjoy my little funny comics!